Ladies, Gentlemen, Trannies, Bears and anyone else I'm too lazy to include, I'd like to welcome you to
Attack Of The Gay. This blog's purpose is to relate to you, the reader some of the inner workings of the stereotypical homosexual lifestyle and how it relates to pop culture. (I've just made it sound all scientific and professional, when it's just a humorous good-natured mocking of gays.)
As mentioned above this blog is a friendly poking of fun (now I've got you all worked up about friendly pokings) at the GLBT subculture. Just a heads up (no not that kind of head) that I will be using all sorts of vulgar language and supposedly hateful terms for queer folks here, so if you have no sense of humor whatsoever, please kindly get the fuck out of here.
So without further ado,
Attack Of The Gay.